In the world of cookies, underbaking is not just a mistake, it's a lifestyle choice.

Here are some best practices for achieving the perfect cookie of doom:

Baking Without Measuring

Just eyeball those ingredients, buddy! Who needs a scale or measuring cups? It's all about feelin' it.

Add an extra gallon of sugar

Use the Whole Bag of Chips

Don't be a cheapskate! Use the whole bag to get that extra crunchy texture.

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Add an Extra Gallon of Sugar

It's all about balance, folks! An extra gallon of sugar will balance out the underbaking.

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